That awkward moment when the guy who is running to give himself millions in tax breaks says you want free stuff. (via @LOLGOP)

Last night as I lay in bed, someone came into my bedroom and said hello. I have a peculiar obsession with the idea that someone is in the house at night, I often wake and get out of bed to check because I think someone  [more...]

My luck — at least, financially — has been pretty good lately, and today brought another pleasant surprise. As I started to clean out drawers and whatnot, I collected all the loose change around the house in  [more...]