National Zoo panda cub dies

Ah, hello Sidecar in the appropriately retro martini glass. I’ve been waiting for you all week.

FACT: Bill O’Reilly spent more time covering non-existent “war on Christmas” than actual wars. (via @mmfa)

RT @BorowitzReport: This is like a sitcom with no main characters and just wacky neighbors. #GOPDebate #CNBCDebate