Busted: handkerchief my eye!

Got an AT&T Microcell to fix reception issues in my house. 20 feet away from it I STILL get dropped calls and call failures. WTF?

Is it weird that I am giddy listening to the “Dicker’s Department Store” jingle on the #pushingdaisies Season 2 soundtrack? Over and over?

House Republicans reject any accusation that they are ruining the holidays. “No! We are ruining CHRISTMAS.” (via @LOLGOP)