Find Your Fucking Polling Place

… not in your front yard.
I’ll say this once more: Christmas was 47 days ago. Do you think it’s time to take the lights off the big tree in your front yard?

love, Gene

Here’s the third bizarre occurrence that greeted me on my return home: ants. I found a line of them marching across the countertop in the kitchen. I tried desperately to trace where they were coming from —  [more...]

Heard on WTOP while driving to a friend’s house this afternoon:
Coming up: when is too much chatting in a chat room too much?