Top Georgia GOP Lawmakers Host Briefing on Secret Obama Mind-Control Plot

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom in my pants #moviesinmypants (Lordy this is fun)

RT @BorowitzReport: As we go from Palin to Bachmann to Perry, I now understand why the Republicans don’t believe in evolution.

@BorowitzReport: When I was a little boy I was told that by the 21st century we’d have robots, and sure enough, here’s Romney.