When people ask me why I abandoned Washington, DC, where I'd lived for my entire life, for San Jose, California... well, I respond with two words: Weather. Traffic.

Remember yesterday I said I was going to bake myself a key lime pie?
Well… I accidentally used evaporated milk instead of condensed milk.
It turned out really… wrong.

Oh, if only I had room (and the money) for one of these. I love orchestrions, player pianos, calliopes, etc…