I think he is waiting for a bus to another theme park.

Hey, how ‘ya liking that iPhone MMS you were clamoring for so long? Using it at all? Didn’t think so.

Cognitive dissonance of the day: a group called “New Yorkers for Constitutional Freedoms” is suing to HALT marriage freedom.

Documents Donald Trump Should Find Next, #5: Rick Santorum’s dog’s marriage certificate.