Okay, ordered a new refrigerator. If only my other problems could be solved by throwing a credit card at them.

This meeting smells like coffee and cigarettes. Am I in 1969?

Back in the old days I’d roll into work at 10am. Today? I’m here before 8am. This is scaring me.

#1 injury here at Kaiser Santa Teresa is probably from the seniors driving erratically thru the parking garage.