RT @BorowitzReport: Romney reacts to Secret Service scandal: “When I’m President, no one in the White House will have sex.” April 15, 2012
London’s dystopian Olympics: criminal sanctions for violating the exclusivity of sponsors’ brands April 14, 2012
RT @TheDailyEdge: REPORT: Boob Fondling and Penile Stimulation Up 1,265% in Tennessee Since Teenagers Were Warned Not to Hold Hands April 14, 2012
Indian skeptic charged with “blasphemy” for revealing secret behind “miracle” of weeping cross April 13, 2012
RT @LOLGOP: Today’s the day the right starts apologizing for all their vile Michelle Obama bashing. We can’t wait. April 13, 2012