Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

My First Entry

Folsom St San Francisco Dear Gene, I know you know that I know that you would be upset and very annoyed with me for taking your hard earned trust and doing anything but putting it to good use on this website, your baby  [more...]

October 6, 2004

On the Board

Fun Stuff

That new store smell

I was off to do last minute chores before I leave — gotta pick up my clothes at the cleaners (did you know that I am 38 years old and this is the first time I’ve ever sent my clothes to the cleaners?), pick  [more...]

October 6, 2004
Right = Wrong

Not a threat

The Bush administration has ruled through fear, making us believe (well, some of us at least) that there are terrorists around every corner, brandishing Ricin and Anthrax and nukular weapons. We discovered this was not  [more...]

October 6, 2004
Right = Wrong

Tripping over themselves

The anti-love forces in Alabama forced through a constitutional amendment last month, trying to codify their intolerance and bigotry into the state constitution. Unfortunately, they didn’t follow the rules. A  [more...]

October 6, 2004
Right = Wrong

Right on cue

Well, this part of the vast right wing conspiracy didn’t take long to debut: The Senate took a first step yesterday toward opening the presidency to foreign-born citizens, including a particular Austrian-born  [more...]

October 6, 2004
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Right On

I can not believe how much Gene can create! Does he ever sleep? Does he chow on Ding-Dongs for all the extra energy? Are there TWO Genes, and we only know about one? Why isn’t Gene president? Wouldn’t the  [more...]

October 6, 2004