Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

Ruining our fun

I should have known they wouldn’t get us have our fun. The Postal Server has discontinued the PhotoStamps program: “We are disappointed with this outcome as it puts the PhotoStamps program into a state of  [more...]

They can run, but they can’t hide

Sometimes these little snippets in the Washington Post’s Animal Watch are priceless: 24TH STREET NE, 3100 block, Sept. 18. A woman saw a squirrel in her house, but it disappeared. When she noticed a lump under her  [more...]

Remote control

I had an entry here that I had to delete because of a confidentiality agreement I signed. Sorry. Song going through my head this morning: “Monchichi”, the old commercial jingle. Somebody please put me out of  [more...]