Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

Poor guy

By now, you’ve probably all seen this photo and the circumstances under which it was taken. I think that the photo and caption say it all without any editorializing from me, although everytime I say I won’t  [more...]

July 10, 2004

On the Board

The War with the Customer

Maybe I just need Photoshop

Why diet? Why exercise? Just get yourself digitally altered. Like Keira Knightley, who’s photo was digitally “enhanced” on the King Arthur movie poster to give her bigger breasts, a tiny waist, and  [more...]

July 9, 2004
Right = Wrong

“Oops,” he said slyly

The AP says:
Military payroll records that could more fully document President Bush’s whereabouts during his service in the Texas Air National Guard were inadvertently destroyed, according to the Pentagon.

July 9, 2004
General Annoyances

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There are two underwriting credits in hot rotation on NPR lately which really annoy me. First is Merck, the pharmaceutical company. Their underwriting “commercial” plugs them as being supporters of the Merck  [more...]

July 9, 2004
Fun Stuff

Health food

When I was young — oh, I’m so old now, or will be in one month — I used to make baloney and cheese salads. Stack 3 pieces of bologna then cut into squares. Do the same with 3 slices of American cheese  [more...]

July 9, 2004
Fun Stuff

Shorts

Ugh. I feel a need to get away from the craziness of politics right now… as well as a need for a shower after that last one. So, anyway, what’s up with you? What’s up with me is film, my friends  [more...]

July 9, 2004