Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

These are broken

While I’m on the subject of things that are broken, let me tell you about the trifecta of consumer electronics that reside in my bedroom. First off is a Dish Network satellite receiver, model 6000. This box has  [more...]

Just a word of warning

This morning I started using a new toothpaste — Aquafresh Extreme Clean. (Consider that they also make “Mary-Kate and Ashley Brand Toothpaste” and I think you’ll understand that I could have done  [more...]