Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Hating him for the wrong reasons

In all the hoopla over the California recall election, people are pointing the finger at Gray Davis for the energy crisis of 2001. This is confusing me, as it was proved over and over last year that the crisis was  [more...]

On the Board

Something about Sara

I love it when a plan comes together. May I introduce my faithful readers (and detractors) to Super Pal Sara Hickman, the angel who just happens to also be a prolific songwriter, musician, and singer. She’s  [more...]

It’s a mystery

I live alone. What friends I do have never visit me for one reason or another. I have no romantic life. No one spends the night here, family or otherwise. It’s just me, all alone. So, where in the hell are all my  [more...]

I just wanna watch my shows

As you probably know, I watch far too much TV, and get far too worked up about how cluttered television has become with ads, promos, logos, etc. etc. etc. It’s getting harder and harder to actually see the program  [more...]

One hump or two?

Every so often, my pal Jaime and I meet for drinks at Stardust in Old Town Alexandria. Included with the “Currant Affairs” that we drink are little plastic animals. I have a decent collection now. Not that  [more...]