Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Media Monkeying

Here’s another example of why media outlets suck. WJLA (ABC) here in Washington DC has demanded that their signal be removed from the Dish Network satellite service. I don’t know the reasoning behind this  [more...]

On the Board

A More Detailed Look at Hollywood

Pity poor pock-marked Cameron Diaz and other stars as they look into the high definition future – and an unflattering mirror. The arrival and beginning of mass acceptance of high definition television is worrying  [more...]

Powerless

My Powerbook is about to be wrapped carefully in plastic and dispatched in an Airborne Express box to the mothership. If I had a pet name for my laptop, like Betsy, I’d be saying “Oh, how I will miss Betsy  [more...]

Bachelor Number 2: Are you straight?

I find “reality shows” such as The Bachelor and Married By America to be incredibly stupid, insipid, and annoying. So, will I be watching the new gay “reality” dating show, Boy Meets Boy on Bravo  [more...]

Bury the bad news

Just in case you weren’t aware: Without comment or ceremony, President Bush yesterday signed a bill allowing a record $984 billion increase in the amount the federal government can borrow, to a record $7.4  [more...]