Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

That helps his case

From Yahoo!: (2/13/03, 1 p.m. ET) — Fox has won the bidding war for the rights to air Michael Jackson’s answer to Life With Michael Jackson. Insiders say that the TV network paid more than two million  [more...]

On the Board

Be the 14th caller for front line tickets

[This entry is via Boing Boing.] California Clearchannel radio stations KFBK and KSTE are slavering for war — they’re rarin’ to go with groovy branding liners and they’re warning their employees  [more...]

Wingnut Notes

Was it my imagination, or was Lily Tomlin hired as the President’s new executive secretary, Debbie Fitterer, last season on “The West Wing”? Why, then, is she never on the show? Why is Charlie doing  [more...]

Disposable cars

Every time I tune into the radio, I hear ads for myriad organizations asking for car donations. “Free towing! Great tax deduction! Why go through the hassle of selling it?” I can only assume that these  [more...]

It cures warts, too

After spending billions of dollars on national defense, the government wants us all to buy duct tape and plastic? In the end, when all is said and done, will it be duct tape that saves us all? If so, can’t the  [more...]