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Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

I’m now wearing one-time-use-a…

I’m now wearing one-time-use-and-throw away contact lenses. Futuristic! When science is on the march, nothing can stand in its way.

May 7, 2009

On the Board

Windows 7 is much nicer than V…

Windows 7 is much nicer than Vista and XP. Don’t get me wrong – it’s still too cluttered & no replacement for OS X. But it’s a forward step.

May 7, 2009

Extortion: we’ll dialate your …

Extortion: we’ll dialate your eyes and you won’t be able to see for 2 hours… or for an extra $30 we’ll do it in 5 sec with a machine.

May 7, 2009