Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

On the Board

keeps looking at iCal, specula…

keeps looking at iCal, speculating about potential days to go to Disneyland, Tahoe, Vegas… then confronting reality.

Using air freshener to "e…

Using air freshener to “eliminate” odors in the men’s room is like sprinkling flowers on a pile of shit: a worse combo than the original.

Purell kills germs. Purell is …

Purell kills germs. Purell is 62% alcohol. Ergo, to protect myself against germs, I’m gonna go home and drink multiple martinis. FTW!

Heh :) Steve Jobs should go bu…

Heh 🙂 Steve Jobs should go buy up old dilapidated houses all over the Bay Area just out of spite and start bulldozing them one by one.