Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Some Straight Talk

With apologies to Mr. Keillor for knowingly “violating” copyright by reproducing his entire column, but this so neatly encapsulates what I want to say in Garrison’s particularly straight-forward and  [more...]

On the Board

Welcome to Amerika

I saw this story yesterday on the SF Chronicle website. I expected to see it picked up in other papers, but I suppose I am naive because I’ve seen nothing. This isn’t surprising, because as a people we have  [more...]

“This is fun,” says re-educated citizen

This story, when I heard it on the radio this afternoon, only made me more and more horrified about the world George Bush has engineered, which the common man has shrugged and allowed to happen: SAN FRANCISCO (KCBS)  [more...]

Land of the free, home of the stupid

It seems that more and more often, when I read the news, I’m convinced that we live in a country absolutely chock full of morons who can’t seem to be bothered with cognitive thought; who can’t project  [more...]

Smells like Volkswagen

In a few short days I went from a two-seater convertible roadster to a four-door clean-burning sedan.