Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Right = Wrong

First America, then the world! Bwah ha ha ha ha!!

It suddenly struck me: this Doctor Who episode from 1974 was eerily prescient in its depiction of a certain woman.

September 6, 2008

On the Board

Right = Wrong

See? There WERE minorities on the floor at the GOP convention

September 6, 2008

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

There’s no shortage of other porn stars to write about, don’t worry

So, I got a call today from a porn star. Seriously. Well, a former porn star who now, in a world-weary voice, says that he is ashamed of his past career now that he is a born-again Christian. Now, we all know what I [more...]

September 6, 2008

The War with the Customer

$10,000,000 well spent

So, I’m no marketing genius, of course… but just who and what is Microsoft targeting with this ad? Old guys who buy cheap shoes?

September 5, 2008

Right = Wrong

Fight! And then hug the big invisible elephant and make up.

September 5, 2008

Right = Wrong

Hey, Big Spenders

As we know, the Republican party is masterful at saying one thing and doing another. Whether it be on moral issues (anti-gay politicans cruising bathrooms for men, abstinence-only fundies with pregnant, unmarried teen [more...]

September 2, 2008

Right = Wrong

Life Happens: The Turdblossom Way

Here’s how I imagine the strategy session went: “There’s a hurricane approaching the Gulf Coast, it could be another Katrina. And it’s the anniversary of Katrina to boot. The liberal media will [more...]

September 1, 2008