Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Right = Wrong

The line inched along, four supervisors stood watching blankly, the fat lady barked, the gentleman operating the scanner was very jittery about shaving kits and computer batteries and needed to have every other bag [more...]

May 1, 2008

On the Board

Right = Wrong

I don’t think “better late than never” applies

White House admits fault on ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner By TERENCE HUNT, AP White House Correspondent (04-30) 18:14 PDT WASHINGTON, (AP) — The White House said Wednesday that President Bush has paid [more...]

April 30, 2008

Right = Wrong

Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Why are gas prices so high? Must be because of god. Maybe if we sacrifice a few goats he will make more of it.

April 26, 2008

Right = Wrong

The end came so quickly we didn’t even notice

I’m in the mood for bulleted lists today. The bees are all disappearing. Costco is rationing rice, oil and flour because of dwindling supplies; shortages and skyrocketing prices. The dollar is rapidly becoming [more...]

April 21, 2008

Right = Wrong

I guess this appeals to the few die-hard nuts still voting Republican

April 21, 2008

Fun Stuff

Unless they get Dana Carvey back

It occurs to me that if Hillary Clinton should become president, it means that another glass ceiling will be shattered for women: female comedians will finally be in demand in political satire to play the president!

April 20, 2008

The War with the Customer

PCification

Sometimes I encounter something in Mac OS X –especially since the update to Leopard — that is bizarre or counterintuitive. Like this message, which immediately reminds me of the kind of error I’d [more...]

April 18, 2008