Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Smoooooth

I’m thinking of shaving my head. I mean, there’s no reason to do it, and no reason not to. I don’t have a job to go to every day, so it doesn’t really matter what I look like. And it might be fun  [more...]

February 17, 2006

On the Board

Right = Wrong

The Victims In Charge

I was all prepared to ignore the whole Cheney shooting incident from here on out, but then the Vice President started making himself out to be the victim. Even his pals at Fox News played along, asking “how he  [more...]

February 17, 2006
The War with the Customer

The Unsatisfied Consumer

I went to the new Rose Garden library today, and was impressed — it’s really beautiful, and has a lot of charming features like artwork and a reading area around a fireplace. That said, it doesn’t have  [more...]

February 17, 2006
General Annoyances

Yeah, I know it’s called karma

I had fun last week while the temps were in the 70s, and looked back on my years of DC snowfalls laughing. And now: Snow? It’s possible By Sandra Gonzales Mercury News OK, so the spring-like weather is over, but  [more...]

February 16, 2006
Right = Wrong

Time to re-aim

Okay, well. I enjoy making fun and criticizing the vice president as much as or more than most people, but this is getting ridiculous. The media frenzy over the accidental shooting the other day is getting in the way of  [more...]

February 15, 2006
Right = Wrong

The T List

The National Counterterrorism Center has a list of 325,000 people that it says are terrorists. Is it just me, or does this remind you of the days when Joseph McCarthy would wave around pieces of paper and claim that he  [more...]

February 15, 2006