Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

The finish line

Well, there are always a few more things to do — finish cleaning the kitchen floor, vacuum — but 99% of my renovations are finished. As I stand in my pristine, clean, and bright house I realize that it  [more...]

On the Board

Gone Dog

I stopped off at home, petted the dog, then took off for Home Depot. When I got back an hour later, Diego was gone. He’d been penned up in the kitchen with a doggie door to the backyard, where I discovered a gap  [more...]

Missing out

In today’s Post, there’s a review of a show over at the Birchmere on Tuesday night — it might as well be an announcement to me! Matt Bianco, a group I love, played only a few miles from my home and I  [more...]

Love that high-limit MasterCard

It was about time for my luck to change — my new windows arrived today, almost three weeks early! That more or less completes my renovations, leaving only a few little jobs like touching up some paint and getting  [more...]

‘Cos the oil guys are in charge

Remember way back in the last moments of the 20th century, when Bill Clinton was president and gas prices skyrocketed… to something like $2 per gallon? Remember how the Republicans found yet another way to crucify  [more...]

Careful what you wish for

After watching those home makeover shows, I find myself wondering about the reality of having such a thing happen — if these people were having so much trouble maintaining their small homes, what happens when they  [more...]