Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

Picture day

I’ve been trying for a few weeks to get the Gallery function of Expression Engine to work, to no avail — that’s why the “Snapshot” site is still missing in action. Meanwhile, I started to  [more...]

On the Board

Killer app

If the people at Google really want to be at the cutting edge of search services, I suggest that they create a search engine for my house. Where did I put my blank checks? Where is that book I’m looking for? It  [more...]

Are you in?

Hank Steuver (that cutie) has published his annual list of what’s in and what’s out. As usual, I find that I am behind the times, “out” as those wacky kids say. Out: things I’ll have to  [more...]

2+2=7

I really, really don’t understand what kind of math classes the Bush gang took. They just make the strangest fiscal decisions. For example, the biggest blunder: when they inherited the nation’s largest  [more...]

Even Earth changes

Let’s take a look at some of the interesting geographic consequences of the earthquake in the Indian Ocean, as collected on Wikipedia. As a result of the quake: The rotation of Earth sped up slightly — a day  [more...]

The Hen House, guarded by Mr. Fox

Gee, we couldn’t see this coming: House Republican leaders are urging members to alter one of the chamber’s fundamental ethics rules, which would make it harder for lawmakers to discipline a colleague. The  [more...]