“Shock and awe” must refer to what Cher is wearing

When I cook, it usually involves poking holes in plastic and programming the microwave oven. Even that ritual is rare, as I usually opt for fast food or, more likely, nothing much at all. This is a major difference  [more...]

Here I sit, in my little San Jose bungalow. This is pretty weird. I’ve never lived in such an old, small house. I haven’t unpacked much yet, but I’m hopeful that it will fit. I was most worried about  [more...]

Why, when I get home, does Squeaker sat and stare at me for at least half an hour? Is he wondering who I am? Or is he trying to freak me out?

Maybe he is the one responsible for the clock radio shenanigans.