This is some evidence of how truly pitiful I am:
Dish Network recently sent a software update to my satellite receiver that enables “interactive” services on channels such as QVC. So, I’ve tuned in QVC to see what happens. And an hour later, I’m still watching them pitch garden plants. Mostly because there’s a tall, Nordic, muscular hunk named Phillip Watson trying to sell me strawberry plants and roses.
Woof. And he’s only about 20 minutes away from me. Swoon.
So, I got a call today from a porn star. Seriously. Well, a former porn star who now, in a world-weary voice, says that he is ashamed of his past career now that he is a born-again Christian. Now, we all know what I [more...]
I’m healthy. I have a good job, a nice house, a nice car, and lots of other nice stuff. I have pets that keep me from being lonely and some really good people in my life. Dad & Sally, Mom & Eddie, Tony [more...]
Well, that’s misleading, because of course there are new things to report elsewhere — a tornado alert back home in DC leading to evacuation of the Mall just hours before the fireworks; the release of Alan [more...]
