Just As I Thought

Call me Tycoon

Donald Trump has nothing on me.
I got my annual statement of my varied real estate holdings, and among my new purchases are:

  • Four Oaks Place, Houston, TX
  • Colorado Center, Santa Monica, CA
  • One Virginia Square, Arlington, VA
  • Centerside I, San Diego, CA
  • Westlake North Business Park II & III, Westlake Village, CA

And the only property I’ve actually heard of: Mazza Gallerie in Washington, DC.
Luckily, as one of many hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of owners through my retirement fund, I’m not solely responsible for the mortgages.

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