Arrrggghhh! It’s been weeks since I did anything other than go to work or stay in the house. I’ve got to get OUT OF HERE. But what are my options? The mall? Starbucks? Walking down to the post office to see if anyone sent me a little gift to my PO box?
Going over to Circuit City to buy a Sony WEGA 50″ flat panel TV? Maybe I’ll wander over to the Apple store to see (LOL) if they have any iPod shuffles, another gadget I don’t need. Hmm.
What to do…
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You could start small by grabbing a bullhorn and standing outside a church tomorrow screaming God is dead as the entire congregation arrives for Sunday service. It isn’t true of course but that never stops them when they protest and disrupt society. And it won’t be a boring day?
Or you could think big and lay the groundwork for building an international corporation with you as the CEO.
Or just be silly and go to Vegas and marry Britney for 5 hours?
Or you could go outside with a cup of tea and sit on the lawn and stare at your house and watch the value go up by $10,000.
The list of possibilities is endless….
Have a nice weekend
The first thing I’d do is talk myself out of buying anything Sony.
Then I’d try something in the yard. There’s something about messing with stuff that’s alive that seems cool.
Or, try some volunteer work, which by the way not only looks great on a resume, but seems impressive on first dates… oh, and it helps people out and stuff.