I used to collect interesting names, ostensibly for use when I wrote little odd short stories. Among my favorites was W. Wesley Muckenfuss.
It’s been a long time, and I can’t remember all the fun names I came up with, but last night when checking email I was reminding of this pastime — I got 70 spams all at once, and each came from an amusing made-up name. Here for your chuckles are some of my favorites:
- Cockily H. Teaspoonful
- Forgoes I. Wiggly
- Diophantine T. Torpor
- Peppercorn Q. Slivering
- Faraday J. Inelegant
- Baffin H. Pocono
- Pest H. Spoons
I am so going to use these names next time I have to sign up for something!
Here is a real name for you. Dick Trickle. He is (or was) a NASCAR driver. You gotta love some things about the south!!