Did you ever notice: when you call a business that has an automated attendant system (which is, frankly, almost every business now) the initial recording almost always will inform you that you should listen carefully, because their menu has changed.
Of course, this is never the case — they leave that message on there for years after changing the menu — but isn’t it just a little amusing to think to yourself that maybe, just perhaps, they are changing their menu system every other day just to keep people on their toes?
