Definition of optimism: the 50 year old, 300 pound, 5’4″ guy on Grindr who is *only* interested in jock guys under 30.
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Air rage: Passengers ‘quicker to snap’ – CNN.com
Gosh, really? You don’t think it’s because passengers are treated like criminals by the TSA, like battery chickens by the airlines and charged ridiculous and sundry fees for the privilege?
June 1, 2012
Kristin Chenoweth Hospitalized After ‘Good Wife’ Injury (Report)
Oh gosh – I hope this isn’t a serious injury… I just love her.
July 11, 2012
