Please make the PowerPoints st…

I’m a little younger than the birds in the Enchanted Tiki Room, but I make the same clickety clack sounds when I move. #gettingold

First thing I’m gonna do when I get an iPad? Put the words “Don’t Panic” on the cover, in large, friendly letters.

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