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Tea Party Leader Busted For Rape

You know how I loooooove the Tea Party. All the hypocrisy of the Republicans but without the money.

You know how I loooooove the Tea Party. All the hypocrisy of the Republicans but without the money.

Michael Kobulnicky, spokesperson for the San Diego Tea Party, has been arrested for rape and assault.

Kobulnicky is accused of a Feb. 25 abduction and sexual assault of a 56-year-old woman who was walking home near Linda Vista Road in Fiesta Island. The woman was pulled into a car and assaulted, then left on the island, police said. Surveillance footage of the area near the assault gave police evidence to pursue a suspect. They released a picture of the suspect to the public, and many identified the suspect as Kobulnicky, police said. Kobulnicky was booked into San Diego Central Jail on numerous felony charges, including kidnapping, sexual assault and sex with a foreign object. [Joe.My.God.]

Sex with a foreign object?! I guess it didn’t have a long form birth certificate.

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