Hillary Clinton’s Epic Rejection Letter To Jason Segel: Muppets Are Non-Negotiable

I think Siri has worked maybe three times since yesterday. Very disappointed in the overloaded centralized infrastructure. Cloud fail.

Guys, it’s no longer an Expressway if you drive 20mph. In the left lane.

Well, I guess it’s time to turn off the internet so I can avoid spoilers, sweetie. #sosaysriversong