Hillary Clinton’s Epic Rejection Letter To Jason Segel: Muppets Are Non-Negotiable

I am a pencil lover. I have pencils all over my desk, both at home and work. People look at me weird when I sharpen them.

Here’s a bit of advice for you folks in the Lance Armstrong “Livestrong” fad: take off that bracelet before you go to the hospital. A hospital chain is taping over patients’ LiveStrong wristbands  [more...]

“I thought turkeys could fly!”