The mouth of a child is a terrifying thing to behold

There’s a live camera atop the Chicago Sun-Times building that points right at my hotel (you can control the camera to zoom and pan). Can you see me?

Can I just say that I think Jason Marsden is adorable?

So, there I am, sitting in front of my house yakking on the phone about my crappy day, when I hear this strange sound — a rumble, sort of like a helicopter, but not as sharp.
Then I looked up.