Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
General Annoyances

I like extra fabric softener

I’m no fashion plate. I don’t give much thought to what I wear, and I have no idea what looks good or what doesn’t. I don’t do much clothes shopping. So why is it that I end up doing laundry 5 to  [more...]

December 16, 2004

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Better hoard those nylons

I swear to GOD (for that is the “in” deity in America these days), I cannot believe the brazen hypocrisy that sloshes forth from the Bush gang. Pesky lil’ Mac points out the following: Last week:  [more...]

December 16, 2004
Right = Wrong

For deleterious service

I was pretty miffed the other day when I saw Dubya giving the Medal of Freedom to George Tenet, the ousted head of the CIA. Awarding failure seems to be a natural for Mr. Bush, but that’s probably because  [more...]

December 16, 2004
General Annoyances

Seventh Inning Stretch

Aw, the multi-billionaires that run Major League Baseball are furious that the taxpayers in Washington, DC won’t won’t pay to build a stadium for overpaid baseball players to make yet more money. So sad  [more...]

December 16, 2004
The War with the Customer

Fly the annoying skies

What? Flying isn’t irritating enough for you? Well, just wait until everyone around you is yakking on their cell phones and downloading porn on their laptops. I tell you, deregulation of the airlines has made air  [more...]

December 15, 2004
Life... Don't talk to me about life.

G’me a boost

One thing that I got out of dating B was a sense of myself as someone people like — rather than someone that no one is interested in. Let’s face it, B is a gorgeous, intelligent, sexy guy and the fact that  [more...]

December 15, 2004