Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Fun Stuff

You can always count on The Onion to provide real social commentary in the guise of humor. From today’s “What Do You Think?“: Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in [more...]

February 11, 2004

On the Board

The War with the Customer

You think Eisner’s bad?

Comcast, the huge, customer-service devoid cable conglomerate, has made a takeover bid for Disney. Comcast, the largest U.S. cable television operator, Wednesday launched a stunning proposal to buy Walt Disney in a deal [more...]

February 11, 2004

The War with the Customer

A security vulnerability exists in Microsoft

There’s some speculation as to whether the continued security nightmares in Windows are due to the poor programming from Microsoft or the ubiquitous nature of the monopoly’s software. I present, as evidence [more...]

February 10, 2004

The War with the Customer

Crushed hamsters?

What in the HELL are those things in the Quiznos Subs commercials? They’re freaking me out and giving me nightmares. The worst part is that they hired some huge ad agency to produce them. Cripes. Why am I not [more...]

February 10, 2004

Fun Stuff

Dave in the Hall

February 10, 2004

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Wake up call

Wow — I’m officially scared. I never realized how close we were to the end of the world. It sounds a bit ridiculous, but it’s due to something called “Peak Oil“, which, simply put, is the [more...]

February 10, 2004

General Annoyances

That show’s jumped the shark

They’re promoting his upcoming appearance on “Inside the Actors Studio” heavily. Can I just ask, since when is Jay Leno considered an actor?

February 10, 2004