Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

Still, it’s better than letting gays marry

Thanks to the complete lack of proofreading so prevalent in our country these days, Arkansas has passed a fun little law: Little Rock, Ark. (AP) — A law passed this year allows Arkansans of any age — even  [more...]

August 17, 2007

On the Board

The War with the Customer

Soviet Safeway

Dear Safeway, For almost 40 years I resisted shopping at your stores. In the DC area, I was loyal to local grocery store Giant (until they were bought out by the Dutch), mostly because your stores were rundown, dirty  [more...]

August 17, 2007
General Annoyances

Need for Speed

I bought the fastest computer I could afford and topped it out with gigabytes of memory, terabytes of disc space, and the latest software. I stayed up late day after day designing, animating, keyframing. And despite the  [more...]

August 17, 2007
Right = Wrong

Goodbye, ‘Boy Genius’

I don’t usually post items — editorials or articles — in their entirety, copyright issues and fair use notwithstanding I think it’s kind of lazy and unfair. But what the heck. Goodbye, ‘Boy  [more...]

August 14, 2007