Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

I’m sure you read yesterday about the man in New York who risked his life to save a man who fell onto the subway tracks — a selfless, heroic act, indeed. But what happens after a person becomes a hero? In [more...]

January 5, 2007

On the Board

Right = Wrong

Very Disappointing

OhmyGOD, the Republicans are hitting new highs in hypocrisy today — as if that is possible. I can’t believe their rhetoric today, spewing bile at the Democrats and lambasting them for preventing the minority [more...]

January 4, 2007

Fun Stuff

Welcome to the Mad World

It was a difficult labor, but my baby has been born — the one I told you about just before Christmas. I’ve been editing, rendering, creating CGI, and agonizing over lip sync for the last month, but it [more...]

January 4, 2007

Right = Wrong

We’ve been waiting for this day for a long time

As the midday oath-taking got underway in the Senate, Vice President Cheney began swearing in senators in groups of four on the Senate floor. The first time I read that, I could have sworn that it said “Cheney [more...]

January 4, 2007

Right = Wrong

The blame has been shifted

January 3, 2007

Fun Stuff

From the files of Police Squad

San Jose is a den of sleepy, hungry criminals. A would-be burglar was busted by Santa Clara County Sheriff’s deputies Tuesday after he allegedly broke into a San Jose house, helped himself to dinner, had a drink [more...]

January 3, 2007

Gotta Have Heart

I got an A

My test results arrived this morning, and I was shocked. Pleasantly shocked. For the first time ever, all my numbers were in the normal range! Triglycerides down, LDL down, HDL up… incredible! Still, I put on 5 [more...]

January 3, 2007