Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Bam. Just like that, Pluto is no longer a planet. After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since [more...]

August 24, 2006

On the Board

Gotta Have Heart

Use only as directed

Holy crap — one of the drugs that I take everyday has another use: I’m taking 7.5mg daily of rat poison!
No wonder I feel so crappy.

August 23, 2006

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Just another crappy Wednesday

It’s nothing really earth-shattering or overly important, but I’m having a very depressed week. I don’t know what it is — loneliness? Boredom? Burn out from health issues? It’s been a week [more...]

August 23, 2006

The War with the Customer

Where’s Dean Martin when you need him?

I’ve written here before about my tendency to be clueless about popular culture; but I think that this is also an indictment of popular culture itself. So, a roast for William Shatner, an actor who’s been [more...]

August 21, 2006

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

But Butt

August 21, 2006

Fun Stuff

Reading Into the Paper

There’s nothing like a dirty mind when you’re reading the newspaper. Because a dirty mind has a field day with subheads like this one, in today’s San Francisco Chronicle: Behemoths up to 9-inches long [more...]

August 18, 2006

Fun Stuff

All presidents should be shipped by crate

A field trip today, to the Oakland Museum of California, to see the Behind The Magic: 50 Years of Disneyland exhibition. By far, the most impressive is the original animatronic Abraham Lincoln from the 1964 World's [more...]

August 17, 2006