Just As I Thought
Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023
Right = Wrong

I thought gay people came in six packs

I reprint this item in its entirety (via Queer Day) because there’s really nothing more I can add to it to make it any funnier. Move over Tinky Winky and SpongeBob SquarePants. When department store Marshall  [more...]

March 17, 2005

On the Board

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Cold reality

Here I am back in Washington, trying to figure out what sweater to wear. Just a day ago in California, I was trying to figure out how many buttons I could undo on my shirt because of the heat. Today will be a day of  [more...]

March 15, 2005
Right = Wrong

Vote rage

I’m hardly unbiased when it comes to politics — as are the vast majority of people — and I’ve harbored thoughts of performing horribly violent acts on people driving SUV behemoths in front of me  [more...]

March 11, 2005