Just As I Thought

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

It’s called a calculator

I know that a lot of people, from bloggers to tech columnists, have debunked the Napster ad — you know, the one where they say that filling an iPod with 10,000 songs will cost $10,000; whereas Napster is unlimited  [more...]

On the Board

I guess they were AOL inches

Boy, what a bust this snow has become. A few hours ago, the weathermen were calling for 10 inches; the reporters were all out in the field waiting for huge traffic accidents, and Metro was talking about closing above  [more...]

A capital offense

Fark links to a story in Rolling Stone which points out the ridiculous extremes that the “War on Indecency” has come to: A review of fines levied by other federal agencies suggests that the government may be  [more...]

Evil genius at work?

Here I sit, waiting for the huge snowfall, and… nothing. It’s going to be tough to justify my decision to work from home at this point. So I took a look at the radar, and marvelled at the strange sight:  [more...]

Might I recommend Botox™?

Note to all you celebs: Since the Oscars are simply a festival of fashion and “looking good” — at least, that’s what the host says — may I suggest that you pay a little more attention to  [more...]

They always inflate their inches

There I was, minding my own business, when the shrill and shocking alert from my weather radio blared, making me jump. This gadget only ever goes off when there’s weather like a tornado or severe thunderstorm;  [more...]