Puns are the lowest form of humor

Posted on March 20, 2003 by Gene

I want to make a joke here, but I’m too exhausted emotionally and physically from trying to make sense of things. Just a few little tidbits, then, which you can craft your own jokes from:
- Coalition of the Filling: baking the perfect pie
- Shlock and Awe
- “Cruise Missiles”: find it in the gay adult section
- Overflying Turkey: and you thought they couldn’t fly

Good night, everybody – I’ll be performing here all week.