Thanks to Sammy, I know now just how pure I am:
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin’ | 61.7% Explored the pleasures of the flesh |
61.9% |
| Shamelessness | 92.9% Has yet to see self in mirror |
77.1% |
| Sex Drive | 92.1% The Pope is envious |
75.3% |
| Straightness | 85.7% Just go fuck something, okay? |
40.7% |
| Gayness | 23.2% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame |
80% |
| Fucking Sick | 92% Refreshingly normal |
88.2% |
| You are 73.91% pure Average Score: 69.9% |
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He tinkered, he tweaked, and he scripted. And he’s found a way to stop those freaks who keep unleashing scripts that spam my blog.
All hail to Jann!
He has his good points, and that’s why I love him.
