Before you make fun of Diego, you’d better cover your ankles. Here’s “Breaking News” from the AP:
A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home following a traffic stop, authorities said.
The officer suffered minor injuries including bites to his ankle on Thursday when the five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy’s home and rushed the officer in the doorway, said Fremont detective Bill Veteran.
The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident, Veteran said.
The officer was treated at a local hospital and returned to work less than two hours later, Veteran said.
Oh, and get this:
Two hours earlier, a homeowner in Niles reported that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer.
The woman said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer. The intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured images of “erotic Indian art,” Veteran said.
If my wife ever looks through the cookies on my computer I’m TOTALY using the ‘stranger’ excuse.
Oh, and I wonder if Bush woke up and saw the same guy wire-tapping phones?
I’m sorry he got hurt but how is ever going to be able to tell the story with a straight face and expect people to believe him.
No really!!! A pack of wild Chihuahuas, I swear!!!