Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

As a doctor-hating, self-diagnosing kind of guy, I’ve decided that the reason I’ve had a migraine for two straight days is the weather. I’ve started to notice that when there’s a drastic change [more...]

June 17, 2003

On the Board

The War with the Customer

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Meanwhile, let me bash PBS for a moment, while I’m ranting. Having worked in public television, briefly, I was always pleased that PBS stations try to base their schedule not on popularity, but on the need to [more...]

June 15, 2003

The War with the Customer

Where’s my lawyer?

Yesterday I went to see “Finding Nemo” with Jeff, and left wishing I could sue someone. First: the lines at the concession stands were immobile, mostly owing to the shiftless and mostly stationary employees [more...]

June 15, 2003

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

From the “Duh” file

Ananova reports that Ricky Martin is “too shy” to approach women. Ricky Martin claims he’s too shy to approach women – but doesn’t usually have to bother. He says the perception that [more...]

June 13, 2003

General Annoyances

Marketing Genius

June 13, 2003

Fun Stuff

Our well-balanced leader

Thanks so much to Sammy for this one! MSNBC reports on President Bush’s attempts to ride a Segway, complete with images of him falling off of the self-balancing scooter. The Segway went down on the [more...]

June 13, 2003

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

I’m tired of this. Let the mideast burn.

Now, let’s see how many people get pissed off at this post. The Israel-Palestine situation appears to me to be completely unsolvable, simply because it’s rooted in religion. I can’t believe the things [more...]

June 12, 2003