Just As I Thought

Fun Stuff

Portrait of the Artist

Ah, that day when my friends Sara and Lance and I went to the Hirshhorn gallery to see the Laurie Anderson exhibit, and turned around to discover that we were being followed by… Laurie Anderson.

April 24, 2023

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Ah, there’s nothing like having family stay with you over the holidays. Especially when you feel like crap. ‘Tis better to give than receive, and I wholeheartedly agree — especially when the receiving [more...]

December 26, 2004

On the Board

Fun Stuff

Merry Christmas 1968

December 25, 2004

General Annoyances

You spin me right round

The news story is a bit tongue-in-cheek: what kind of idiot can’t manage to properly use a revolving door? British paper The Sun, reported that workers at the global broadcaster’s offices in Birmingham in [more...]

December 24, 2004

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Facts about my neighborhood, #9

The squirrels in my neighborhood love to hang around me. At Halloween, they congregated at my front door and took turns eating the pumpkin on the front step. Sometimes, one will climb down my chimney. I’ll hear a [more...]

December 24, 2004

Fun Stuff

375° for 10 minutes

December 23, 2004

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

See? I’m NOT paranoid

The weirdest things bother me. I wake up late at night and fear that there is someone else in the house. I am terrified of going to the Grand Canyon because I just know I’ll fall off — same thing with tall [more...]

December 23, 2004

Life... Don't talk to me about life.

Facts about my neighborhood, #8

The Giant Food store, now located in it’s own building in Bailey’s Crossroads, used to be on the other side of the street where the big Chinese restaurant is. Before it was a Chinese restaurant, it was a [more...]

December 23, 2004