But does it come with cable?

Posted on February 2, 2006 by Gene

Wow. For about what I paid for a tiny bungalow on a sliver of land in San Jose, California, I could have bought an entire island in the Philippines. Not just any island, but a “mystical paradise jungle island.” “In a safe area.”

No mention of a mysterious hatch, a wrecked drug runners’ plane, or a smoky monster.